Full-Length Plays

- Mill Town Girls

One-Act Plays

- Fin and Euba
- Cottonwood
- Marisol, Come Play With Me
- Piano Man
- Bill, New Guy

10 Minute Plays

- Freedom Fries
- Speedo King
- Pierced

Screen Plays

- Fin and Euba
Fin and Euba by Audrey Cefaly

The setting is a front porch, Autumn, late evening in the Florida panhandle. Fin and Euba are friends and co-workers at a paper mill in Cantonment, Florida. They also share space in a rooming house, which they are desperately trying to escape, due to the tyrannical landlady who has a penchant for strict rules and tacky yard art. Unbeknownst to Euba, Fin submits some of Euba's amateur photos to Life Magazine. Euba receives a reply from Life, but is reluctant to open it for fear or rejection, or worse…acceptance. Fin and Euba sit on the porch drinking, smoking, flicking ashes into a coffee can, and contemplating their lives and their plans for escape.

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SYNOPSIS

The setting is a front porch, Autumn, late evening in the Florida panhandle. Fin and Euba are friends and co-workers at a paper mill in Cantonment, Florida. They also share space in a rooming house, which they are desperately trying to escape, due to the tyrannical landlady who has a penchant for strict rules and tacky yard art. Unbeknownst to Euba, Fin submits some of Euba's amateur photos to Life Magazine. Euba receives a reply from Life, but is reluctant to open it for fear or rejection, or worse…acceptance. Fin and Euba sit on the porch drinking, smoking, flicking ashes into a coffee can, and contemplating their lives and their plans for escape.

AWARDS

  • BEST PLAY: Strawberry One-Act Festival
  • BEST OVERALL PRODUCTION: VTA Community Theatre Festival
  • WINNER: University of Maryland Baltimore County 10-Minute Play Festival
  • BEST OVERALL PRODUCTION: Maryland One-Act Festival
  • BEST OVERALL PRODUCTION: Eastern States One-Act Festival
  • 2ND PLACE: Nantucket Short Play Festival
  • FINALIST: Impact Theater One-Act Festival
  • READING: Kennedy Center Page to Stage Festival
  • READING: Ensemble Studio Theater Directorfest

SAMPLE

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BUY

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Mill Town Girls by Audrey Cefaly

Mill Town Girls (Florida gulf coast, circa 1986) explores the earlier lives of the two eponymous characters of Fin and Euba. The play exposes the family dynamics of a lonely Baptist preacher, an eccentric Home Economics teacher, and two strong-willed and struggling young women, learning to come to terms with their lives and prospects. It is intended to be one in a canon of work describing the inhabitants of the small mill town of Cantonment, Florida.

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SYNOPSIS

Mill Town Girls (Florida gulf coast, circa 1986) explores the earlier lives of the two eponymous characters of Fin and Euba. The play exposes the family dynamics of a lonely Baptist preacher, an eccentric Home Economics teacher, and two strong-willed and struggling young women, learning to come to terms with their lives and prospects. It is intended to be one in a canon of work describing the inhabitants of the small mill town of Cantonment, Florida.

AWARDS

N/A

SAMPLE

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BUY

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Cottonwood by Audrey Cefaly

What's not to love about a pasture party? Four high school friends celebrate their 20-year reunion around a bonfire in Stucky's back forty. The tales get taller, the ATV gets a work-out and the girls wonder where in the world it all went wrong.

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SYNOPSIS

What's not to love about a pasture party? Four high school friends celebrate their 20-year reunion around a bonfire in Stucky's back forty. The tales get taller, the ATV gets a work-out and the girls wonder where in the world it all went wrong.

AWARDS

N/A

SAMPLE

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BUY

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Piano Man by Audrey Cefaly

Max, a successful college science professor, and Albert, a concert pianist, have been out of touch since their abrupt breakup six months ago. When Max sees Albert at the local bakery and contacts him, the professor finds that the pianist has been living in the back room of a local piano store in a mall. They attempt to figure out the wrong turn in their eight-year relationship and the consequences of the professor’s discovery that Max had been cheating with one of his students.

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SYNOPSIS

Max, a successful college science professor, and Albert, a concert pianist, have been out of touch since their abrupt breakup six months ago. When Max sees Albert at the local bakery and contacts him, the professor finds that the pianist has been living in the back room of a local piano store in a mall. They attempt to figure out the wrong turn in their eight-year relationship and the consequences of the professor’s discovery that Max had been cheating with one of his students.

AWARDS

  • BEST ACTOR: Northern Virginia One-Act Festival

SAMPLE

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BUY

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Marisol, Come Play With Me by Audrey Cefaly

Marisol, a worn out waitress, and Roberto, a dishwasher, alone in a diner at 1am.

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SYNOPSIS

Marisol, a worn out waitress, and Roberto, a dishwasher, alone in a diner at 1am.

AWARDS

  • n/a

SAMPLE

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BUY

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Bill, New Guy by Audrey Cefaly

It's Bill's first day of work as an intern in the crazy workroom of a local political campaign, where Gina, an Italian-American mother of four, is having morning sickness and raving about her husband's ineptitudes. Meanwhile, Gerald is holding his breath, hoping for news about a long-awaited adoption possibility for him and his partner.

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SYNOPSIS

It's Bill's first day of work as an intern in the crazy workroom of a local political campaign, where Gina, an Italian-American mother of four, is having morning sickness and raving about her husband's ineptitudes. Meanwhile, Gerald is holding his breath, hoping for news about a long-awaited adoption possibility for him and his partner.

AWARDS

N/A

SAMPLE

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BUY

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Freedom Fries by Audrey Cefaly

DAD, in an effort to restore some dignity to his name and to the face of war, hires ED, an embedded reporter to chronical his son's deployment to Operation Spud. Despite DAD's best efforts to stage the moment perfectly, the final “photo of the year” is anything but dignified.

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SYNOPSIS

DAD, in an effort to restore some dignity to his name and to the face of war, hires ED, an embedded reporter to chronical his son's deployment to Operation Spud. Despite DAD's best efforts to stage the moment perfectly, the final “photo of the year” is anything but dignified.

AWARDS

N/A

SAMPLE

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BUY

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Speedo King by Audrey Cefaly

After the previous night’s drinking bet goes terribly wrong, Cal is left to stand out on the Main Street Pier in nothing but a Speedo that is two sizes two small. Things go terribly wrong when his Speedo begins to cut off his circulation. Penny is just in time to save the day.

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SYNOPSIS

After the previous night’s drinking bet goes terribly wrong, Cal is left to stand out on the Main Street Pier in nothing but a Speedo that is two sizes two small. Things go terribly wrong when his Speedo begins to cut off his circulation. Penny is just in time to save the day.

AWARDS

N/A

SAMPLE

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BUY

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Pierced by Audrey Cefaly

How far would you go to score?! Bob shows up at Betty's house for their second date. We see his personality start to shift as he realizes the type of man Betty is really into. What follows is Bob's journey into foreplay hell.

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SYNOPSIS

How far would you go to score?! Bob shows up at Betty's house for their second date. We see his personality start to shift as he realizes the type of man Betty is really into. What follows is Bob's journey into foreplay hell.

AWARDS

  • FINALIST: Run of the Mill Theater "Variations on Fear"
  • FINALIST: Theater Limina Summer Shorts Festival
  • FINALIST: New Jersey Rep's Theatre Brut Festival
  • 3RD PLACE: Pregnant Chad New Plays Festival

SAMPLE

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BUY

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